Tortuga Pirate Parrot Tank — "I’d Rather Mix Me Rum With Regret" Novelty Tank Top

Lightweight and breathable, this tank brings island attitude to warm days and lazy evenings. A vivid, vintage-inspired parrot portrait sits beneath a distressed “TORTUGA” headline on the front, while the back carries a cheeky, old-saloon style slogan: “I’d rather not mix me rum with regret.” Soft Airlume cotton and a clean retail cut make it comfortable for long wear — the kind of top you throw on for beach bonfires, bar crawls, or wandering waterfront streets. It drapes easily over shorts or linen pants and ages into a familiar favorite after many washes. The tear-away label keeps your neck itch-free, and side seams help the shape stay true wash after wash.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz)
- Side seams for lasting shape and a retail fit
- Self-fabric binding on neck and arm openings
- Tear-away label and true-to-size sizing
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  Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability requirements

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean