{"product_id":"tortuga-pirate-parrot-tank-i-d-rather-mix-me-rum-with-regret-novelty-tank-top","title":"Tortuga Pirate Parrot Tank — \"I’d Rather Mix Me Rum With Regret\" Novelty Tank Top","description":"\u003cp\u003eLightweight and breathable, this tank brings island attitude to warm days and lazy evenings. A vivid, vintage-inspired parrot portrait sits beneath a distressed “TORTUGA” headline on the front, while the back carries a cheeky, old-saloon style slogan: “I’d rather not mix me rum with regret.” Soft Airlume cotton and a clean retail cut make it comfortable for long wear — the kind of top you throw on for beach bonfires, bar crawls, or wandering waterfront streets. It drapes easily over shorts or linen pants and ages into a familiar favorite after many washes. The tear-away label keeps your neck itch-free, and side seams help the shape stay true wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz)\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams for lasting shape and a retail fit\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric binding on neck and arm openings\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and true-to-size sizing\u003cbr\u003e-\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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